ON MY BIRTHDAY, MY FIANCÉ SAID HE HAD TO WORK OVERTIME. WHEN I WENT TO PICK UP MY BIRTHDAY CAKE, I SAW HIM AND HIS MISTRESS SITTING IN A WEDDING CAR ON THE STREET. I CALMLY MADE A PHONE CALL — NO HOTEL IN THE CITY DARED TO TAKE THEM IN THAT DAY!

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